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Zero Wing

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003
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broken wing

Most often, someone emotionally scarred, or emotionally damaged beyond the point of repair.

Often used in a derogatory way to describe a girl with a lot of emotional issues.
I tried to make things work, but she's got too many issues. Girl is a broken wing.
by urbantsp December 26, 2010
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vast left-wing conspiracy

it doesn't exist. Just a stupid bastard trying to pretend he knows something about politics, as we have seen in such places as the state of the union address.
Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
-- Dubya's comment to FEMA Director Michael Brown, who presided over what was arguably the worst ever performance by FEMA in an emergency situation, Mobile, Alabama, Sep. 2, 2005 further illustrating the lack of left-wing influence in politics, much less a 'vast left-wing conspiracy'.
by Constantine Vidal September 26, 2005
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Wing Span Test

Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.

Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.
"When you were making out with that Canadian, did you he pass the wing span test?"
by mememe626 November 18, 2009
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middle wing

The person who sits on the fence in politics so to speak. They have ideologies from right wing supporters and left wing supporters. There can also be the extreme middle.
Jim: I'm a left wing
Jill: I'm a right wing
Me: I'm a middle wing, which means that I'm not racist but that I am against political correctness and some right wing ideologies.
by RobBoss May 7, 2018
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S-Wing

Your second place enneagram, doesn’t have to be right next to your dominant number.
I’m a 7 s-wing 3.
by wearefrover February 23, 2022
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Wing Manned

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.
MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
by mpoppe August 24, 2009
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