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Anal Winds

A series of farts so powerful that they have the ability to create their own air current.
Those fiber granola bars are gonna cause some serious anal winds up in dis bitch.

"People say the tornado in Oklahoma was caused by Rosie O'Donnell's anal winds!"
by Blender Fuck December 27, 2008
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Windsor Woods

A neighborhood in Virginia Beach Virginia. Known for the dopest chicks, most rowdy dudes and the kushiest of kush. Not far from the Oceanfront, not far from "Downtown" -- right where it needs to be. Pharrell lived in this hood... enough
said. Simply lay your middle finger over your ring finger and and send your fore and pinky fingers to the coasts... if it looks like a W -- you've done it. Windsor Woods baby.
Olivia: Do you know Lori ?
Dave: Yes, she is from Windsor Woods
by B Donna September 25, 2008
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Santa Anus Winds

What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.
-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.
by Bum Stigity Bum November 29, 2010
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windie

hot, gorgeous, extremely good-looking
"That guy is oh, so windie."
by Daisy D. December 24, 2007
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Winds of Plague

a once decent deathcore band that displayed some signs of originality. they then decided to add copious amounts of breakdowns and an allegedly 'hot' female keyboardist and now are the subject of every bro and douchebag in the scene's wet dreams.

Also, Reloaded is the worst song on the fucking planet
Bill: Hey man, you head the new Winds of Plague CD?

Ted: Nah, im not a douchebag, bro, or easily influenced 15 year old. Plus every song eventually leads to the same breakdown. Why would anyone listen to it?

Try listening to: The Faceless, Necrophagist, Psycroptic, Origin, Spawn of Possesion or Dying Fetus
by Demon Carcass July 15, 2009
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ohmigosh winds

loaded messages disseminated in order to produce an emotional rather than rational response to the information presented. The desired result is a change of the cognitive narrative of the subject in the target audience. Related to "propaganda"
"I'll go with the candidate that is least blown about by the ohmigosh winds and at the same time addresses the largest concerns of America"

or...

"Knowing him as well as she did, she was was hardly affected by the ohmigosh winds circulating about his integrity"
by Generica McPlainwrap March 21, 2008
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essex windscreen wiper

Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.
Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper
by EssexDave May 15, 2016
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