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windy mustache

When you're going down on a chick and she queefs on your mustache
Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.
by donkey lover May 17, 2015
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damn it's windy out here

a saying from the yter SMii7Y
by blooble_ September 4, 2023
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Windy City Minty Fudge Blast

The act of eating the ole ladys ass once, but not limited to multiple times after brushing ones teeth on a taco Tuesday.
Last night my girl was feeling frisky, so I brushed my teeth and treated her with a Windy City minty Fudge Blast.
by FittinpipeinyoButt69 November 29, 2023
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Windy Buddha

Immediately after climaxing with your partner in missionary position, stand over them and get into a deep horse stance and fart directly into their face.

If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.
After I was done having sex last night I gave her a Windy Buddha.

Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024
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Windy Trail

To have another person blow upon your pubic hair.
A modification of this is called a gooseberry falls.
Wow, that windy trail sure hit the spot.
by Ryan Mcshizzle May 9, 2005
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Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies
“The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”
by Teddyravish December 1, 2020
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Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.
Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.
by Shrekenator February 13, 2024
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