willy wanka

A person who loves chocolate but is a complete wanker.
Derived from a combination of the fictional chocolate maker, willy wonka, and the word wanker.

Pete: Dude, got any more cadbury dairy milk? Then I'll head home to give percy a whack.
Allan: Goddamnit Pete you are such a willy wanka ...

by eggpoop October 23, 2013

Free Willy

When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole

Douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free willying

by SaltySB October 11, 2011

wildy

The Wilderness in the game RuneScape, the only area where people can kill other players.

guy: yo man i'm goin into the wildy
guy2: ok dude but be careful

by Metatag May 16, 2005

wifey

A REAL Lady, Not your only but your favourite, different from them hood rat chicks. Sexy in everyway possible, when she smiles it's sexy, even when she's mad at you it's sexy.

"I'm gon make her my wifey, she's not like them chicken heads round da way, she's a diamond in the rough"

by Rizzial Stephen June 13, 2005

Willy Wanker

A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.

Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."

Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."

by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012

Willy Wonka

Someone who should be kept locked up and far from society.

"Get Willy Wonka away from my children"

by Commentur The Great February 15, 2021

wifey

a man's one and only. always real never shady. down ta ride for life.. never hesitates to do for her man (hubby).. not like ya typical female/girlfriend.. she sophisticated yet freaky..

"that girl fine, but she cant do me like the wifey"

by beckiie December 24, 2008