all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to

he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places

by pinkyoshi420 June 12, 2022

go to went

Exactly the same like "let's go". But more Russian.

— Hey, dude, go to went
— Ok, blyat.

by Vallevan March 18, 2018

Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves

by WeAreNotTheFBI January 01, 2024

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 03, 2022

the ting went

a phrase used by roadmen like biq shaq to describe the noise or how something happened

you so blud the ting went noice

by your mum gay lol November 02, 2017

Bambo went Rambo

That day when a crazy Karen names Gingy Pubes got triggered and threw all the bags around and broke a phone.

Dude 1: Did you hear what happened at lunch
Dude 2: yeah I heard Bambo went crazy
Dude 1: yeah, Bambo went Rambo

by RPhill02 February 22, 2020

Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 01, 2022