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tofu welder

tofu welder a hardcore hippy type person who has rissen above the rank of yougurt weaver and mostly ingages in pointless evnvironmental projects or abnormal spiritual activities.
tofu welder Type of person who teaches digeredo relaxation techniques or possibly opperates a gong bath at festivals. these people can sometimes be found trying to protect lesser spotted earthworms from a site of no importance. these people also rides bikes and and hate all car drivers.
by cornish pete October 25, 2007
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Wellesley

A town in which 3/4 of the population are either dicks and 1/4 are assholes. Put it that way. About 99.9% of the kids in the schools are complete mindless idiots who actually need to check this site to learn the "cool words." Kids in Wellesley also generally jump on any stupid fad they find, and act like they are cool because of it (hence why last year, the whole school was trying to do the soulja boy dance to be cool, but ended up looking like idiots.) Kids in wellesley also own a cellphone by 6th grade, and own an Iphone by 8th. In fact, most of all of Wellesley loves to suck apple's dick, and is about 3/4 of their sales, because only kids in wellesley are stupid enough/have enough money to buy any overpriced crap they find, hence why all of them have about one pair of new shoes per week. Boys there find the need to find a hidden meaning in every word, and Girls can't resist saying that they love each other.
Most parent's in wellesley don't know shit about raising kids the right way, hence why most of the intelligence in Wellesley comes from foreign students/ones with foreign parents.
Old people in wellesley also find the need to override EVERYTHING in the fucking town, until all the schools are cardboard boxes with one teacher and all the kids have to share one book, all so they can't pay any taxes from their oh-so-precious retirement fund, the find that the kids can be damned. But also, for some reason, they allways approve anything to do with the country club, and that's why the country club is very fricken huge and is probably the biggest waste ever conceived.
All of the above, and anything else written here about Wellesley, except for the idiots trying to defend their sacred town.
by Nobody That You Should Know February 2, 2009
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wellesley college

A school of intelligent and vivacious women, most of whom are queer, if not out-right-gay. The perfect place if you are into drama, hard work and fun parties.
As once noted:

Here at Wellesley College:

"we are looking forward to cruising all your barely legal asses. "Catching the gay" is a fine Wellesley tradition, like stepsinging and hooprolling, and you should all be quivering in anticipation. It's okay if you don't know what I'm talking about. We will school you, gently but firmly. "

an extreme example
by Sharahey November 26, 2006
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wallerin

the way a fat nasty woman makes an entrance... (usually used in the southern parts of the US)
damn son! did yall see that fat bitch come a wallerin in the store yesterday?
by j_i_m_b_o February 21, 2010
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Wellesley College

A women's liberal arts college in Wellesley, MA located just 20 minutes outside of Boston, or 45 minutes on the Peter Pan.

If you're not a lesbian, you feel left out. If you're straight, the parties here usually aren't very good because only sketchy guys come or the lesbians.

Most women here are only friends with other women, unless they knew guys from highschool who are around the same area.
Those girls are partying at MIT? They must be from Wellesley College.
by anonymoussssssssssd March 6, 2009
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Waller

One with the strength to hold you against a wall and fuck you.
Dayum. Have you seen Mark Wahlberg? He is a Waller.
by Medemming July 17, 2015
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willy waller

A french Canadian expression meaning a potato peeler or someone of the homosexual community.
Joe is a willy walller.

Pass me the willy waller for the potatos.
by Bobinno February 8, 2007
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