meat wafer

The flakey bit of skin in between a women's legs after prolonged time after splooge has been deposited in said area.

"Mate, I smashed her last week and she's still carrying a meat wafer in her gusset. She needs to dispose of it."

by Slunderwood September 20, 2013

lauren weber

A particular girl who enjoys giving other people a licky dicky

That girl in the back of the bus suddenly started to give a lauren weber

by moneymason March 23, 2017

Jensen Weber

A smart person who has no sense of humour whats so ever and would fuck Chewbacca and R2-D2 if she had the chance

Such a Jensen Weber

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018

Vanilla wafer

Someone who is not kinky/prefers regular sex.

"My friend Swag doesn't have any kinks, he's a vanilla wafer."

by sumauds April 9, 2021

smoking the weefer

the intake of marijuana utalizing the weefing technique.in reatard terms, smoking chronic with your vagina.

The smoke rose from her pussy, as she smoked the weefer.

by conzie fitzwilson April 13, 2003

Wafer

Snooty anorexic chicks that never top 100 pounds becuase they've been told that no fat chick has ever landed a successful man (one of the few truisms in life). But wafers never develop breasts. What the hell is the point of a woman without the breasts? You still hear them whine, you still put up with a week of irritability, you still get illogical crying, but you don't get the wonderful, wonderful tits.

Dude, she's a wafer... let's go find a REAL woman.

by Monkeypants March 12, 2005

Wifer

Tony Duenas

Stop being a Tony Duenas hang out with us for once.

He is not going to be at the BBQ he turned in to a Wifer.

by ohIsee howthis works September 6, 2010