Waleed

Waleed is asshole guy because Waleed likes

bodyshame girls and has flat ass

Waleed has flat ass

by Lovelyb1tch3z September 7, 2021

Tom wales

Has autism, eating disorders, obesity, small Willy syndrome and loves young lads. Tom wales is very caring and is the life of the party.

Tom wales is a beta male.

by Bozzza J April 10, 2022

Seba Waleed

prettiest girl ever

omg shes so pretty, shes probably Seba Waleed no one is as pretty as Seba Waleed so that must be her !!!

by bestie baes April 21, 2021

Pulling a Waleed

An excuse made at short notice, usually vague and unconvincing. Associated with repeat offenders.

"Man, it's the third time this month Kyle bailed on Poker night."
"He called 10 minutes ago. Said he had something urgent to attend to."
"Is that what it has come to? Pulling a Waleed on us? Shame."

by K Man S December 18, 2019

Waleed nasser

Waleed is a long nosed man who uses his nose in order to perform photosynthesis to survive. This man is known to be feisty and easily irritated, moreover he hates the sight of people enjoying themselves and always strives to spread his Zorro-astronomy beliefs.

Person 1: What the hell, this guy is taking in all the oxygen!
Person 2: Oh dont worry its just another Waleed nasser
Person 1: How do we stop him bro
Person2: You wont be able to......hell get pissed

by marrycloppins23 February 14, 2022

Wales

A place that does't exists to people from outside the UK, and is just part of England

Wales:
Person 1: ' I am going on holiday to England'
person 2: 'What city?'
person 1: 'Cardiff'
person 2; 'Cardiff is in Wales, you arrogant motherfucker'

by Masterg1 November 26, 2023

wales

not a whale you idiot

we give sheep

guy: hey dude wanna go to wales?

guy 2: sorry i cant swim

by epicman77 June 18, 2022