wtf

Commonly means "what the fuck?" or "why the fuck?" or even sometimes "who the fuck?"

"wtf are there so many entries?" One would suffice... attention whores.

by mulanrooge December 28, 2005

wtf

What god said when he made you.

God: ..and i'll call them humans ... WTF!

by Fiftycopper August 18, 2007

wtfs

what the fiddle sticks

person 1 "i want to suck your blood!"
person 2 "wtfs"
person 1 "sorry random moment"

by boosh lover May 25, 2009

wtfs

when something is so wtf worthy it just requires more than one "wtf" .

sarah : we have 127 questions to answer for homework . IN FRENCH .
jose : i know ! wtfs .

by tay swift December 8, 2010

wtf

an abbreviation of "What The Fuck" used primarily in text messaging but also as an exclamation in situations where vularity is used with discretion

WTF asshole! I was going to eat that!

by SammyD October 6, 2005

wtf

Acronym for "wack the ferret." A less offensive translation of "wtf," which is more appropriate around young children and/or their overly protective parents.

Angry Lawyer: WTF!
Little Boy: Mom, what does "wtf" mean?
Mom: It means "wack the ferret," son.

by Fenixclone October 5, 2007

wtf

A typed acronym meaning "what the fuck". Sometimes idiotically used by nerdy children in spoken language, although the phrase "what the fuck" actually has fewer syllables than the letters "wtf".

WTF, why dont i have a life?

by InjunWarrior April 12, 2006