wifi

what da fuck is a wifi?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green

wait jizz is green right?

my dog loves to use my wifi.

by ur mom sex he he November 30, 2021

WiFi Misquito

Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.

James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito

by Whythisword January 27, 2019

Gucci Wifi

Someone who has very good wifi and super fast connection on the internet.

Jason: Wow this is some gucci wifi... It's very fast!"

by datboi101lol April 19, 2021

wifies

a minecraft youtuber that is known for having fangirls, if you like wifies then you are known as a simp, made hermitcraft vids but then stoped them for no reason (maybe copyright) steals others vid ideas. only cares about money. great dude though he is cool sometimes

that dude must like wifies

by Pog aka pog October 9, 2020

red wifi

the obstacle in online game

My wifi is bad, I am always collecting red wifi.

My ping is above 900+

by maximgaren July 25, 2020

WIFI

WIFI=WHAT IT FUCKING IS

WIFI can be used as a greeting or for stunting purposes.

WIFI, bro. How you been?

Look at my new whip, dude. #WIFI

by MOOKIE GOLDSTEIN November 14, 2016

Door Wifi

Door Wifi is any individual playing an online game that has sub-par wifi

bro i’m on 800 ping, my Door Wifi is acting up again

by V2lkyrie September 4, 2022