AKA "The Submarine" because he's full of Sea Men (semen) Loves sausage dogs and loves a sausage daily. Will do anything for $20, in fact his moto is 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
Whitey loves the sausage.
by Dino80 August 08, 2022
A honkey who like to hold onto his money.
He go to tha brothers’ hood and don’t spend nothing. He got all kinda fancy shit but don’t share it with anyone. He buy up pads in po hoods so he can be a slumlord. Drive up home prices so brothers can’t afford their own pads.
He go to tha brothers’ hood and don’t spend nothing. He got all kinda fancy shit but don’t share it with anyone. He buy up pads in po hoods so he can be a slumlord. Drive up home prices so brothers can’t afford their own pads.
Wife: U gotta call tha landlord bout that busted disposer.
Huzbin: He ain’t gonna fix shit—he’s a tighty whitey.
Huzbin: He ain’t gonna fix shit—he’s a tighty whitey.
by McBeaver September 12, 2022
A grown man, often elderly, who is noticeably very short and has malformed body parts like the legendary film character Whitey Duvall.
by Bandit Heeler April 13, 2024
A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!
by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020
by Mr Craig December 06, 2018
The sudden and obvious onset of marijuana induced paranoia in a very public setting.
So named for the subject's tendency to adopt all the nervous and fidgety mannerisms of the stereotypical "socially awkward white guy" irrespective of one's actual race.
So named for the subject's tendency to adopt all the nervous and fidgety mannerisms of the stereotypical "socially awkward white guy" irrespective of one's actual race.
Dude Jon is totally flipping a whitey in the middle of Tiffany & Co. Get him the fuck out of here before they call SWAT.
by yessum15 December 22, 2013