wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".

Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

Wheat Slab

A pizza of any sort- Australian.

Hey bro, wanna get a wheat slab for dinner tonight?

by The Camel March 4, 2025

whole wheat cracker

Someone who is white but looks Latino or mixed.

"Addy? I thought she was Mexican."
"No, just a whole wheat cracker."

by eatingknees May 27, 2023

Wheat meat

The word can be used as calling someone fake, scrawny or weak. This word is used negatively

“Watch out for those wheat meats😣.”
“Stop being a little wheat meat.”
“Bros built like a wheat meat.”

by JKJIZZY April 23, 2024

wheat thank

someone who is weak like a piece of wheat and they can't thank you

the skinny small kid is a wheat thank

by big baller 993 March 7, 2024

Wheats

Timberland boots. The tan ones specifically.

Bro them wheats wet af.

by DcGaTAJ June 27, 2021

Wheat

A terminology to call your tan white friend if “cracker” is not the right word for a non-pale person. The term “wheat” reflects how dark wheat bread is, which is just like a tan caucasian.

Person 1: AYO, wassup cracker

Person 2: hey dog, I’m more tan than your pale ass
Person 3: ah shiit, sorry wheat

by Interesting flamingos July 9, 2021