Sand Wedgie

When at the beach, one scoops up a clump of moist sand and drops it in another person's bathing suit bottoms, then procedes to give the person a wedgie, thus ensuring that the sand is in the crack of the person's butt. Very painful...

Person 1: Hey man, you just gave me a wedgie!
Person 2: No dude, that was a sand wedgie
Person 1: It's gonna take me forever to get all that sand out...*pummels person 1*

by Nunyabiznass August 23, 2007

wedgie

when someone grabs the top of your whitey tighties and pulls up north

jason and cj just pulled up my waistbad
of my briefs and gave me a hanging wedgie in the locker room.

by derek January 22, 2005

Wenjie

A pre pubescent penis or PPP for short

he has a wenjie now, but after time, it’ll grow.

by johnnyisth3goat April 9, 2022

Meat Wedgie

The act of tucking one's meat in between the cheeks of their buttocks.

One man crosses his legs so much so his meat is wedged between his loins. Thus, creating a Meat Wedgie.

by Mallowcheeks April 14, 2009

Womb wedgie

Another word for PERIOD PAINS.

Friend 1: "Hey, are you okay?"
Friend 2: "No, it's my time of the month. I've got a huge womb wedgie. It hurts."

by Nay-nay. December 22, 2009

Hitler Wedgie

When a man with a Hitler Mustache gets a wedgie that is raised to his mustache and causes a chemical explosion and sends a flare in the sky.

Wow, my lesbian grannies Gave me a Hitler Wedgie because I am a Shart.

by Daniel Honey April 20, 2014

sexy wedgie

It's when underpants go in between the lady's lips & tugged on for pleasure

When my boyfriend gives me sexy wedgies it gets me in the mood. camel toe

by Sp1971sp February 1, 2016