Weiner Brow 

Code name for male pubic hair (above the penis).

"Oh my god, when I pulled down Johnny's pants, I saw his well-trimmed Weiner Brow!" OR
"When I reached for his dick, man did he have a bushy Weiner Brow! Trim it dude."

Weiner Brow by Sketchley April 23, 2009

weiner dick

Descriptive term for the pungent aroma emitted from a male's genital area, usually as a result of the combination of ingesting certain aromatic foods (onions, garlic, etc.) not bathing and engaging in activities that result in sweat collecting in the groin area. Not changing underwear is also a major contributor to having a case of "the weiner dick."

(from a female): He wanted me to give him head, and I was willing to oblige him, but he had such a strong case of the weiner dick that I thought I would gag before I ever even got close to it.

weiner dick by Holdmah Koochiekooch March 15, 2008

weiner dog

a weiner dog is a dog that looks like a weiner.
they are long and can be either fat or skiny.
they are very amusing to get high.

damn yo, that weiner dog is shit faced.

weiner dog by Johnny S.Of PT April 24, 2007

Weiner Grab

Where you use your hand, and go up to a unsuspecting guy, and grab their weiner with sych force, that they are forced to the ground.

Friend 1: "Dude look at that hand... It looks familiar. OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE WEINER GRAB!!!!"

*HAND GRABS WEINER*

Friend 1: "AHH SHIT DUDE!!!"

Friend 2: "What????"

Friend 1: "I'VE BEEN GRABBED!!!!"

Weiner Grab by Weiner Grab September 8, 2006

weiner-tooth tiger 

A tiger with penises as teeth

"You should be careful in the woods, I heard there is a weiner-tooth tiger on the prowl"

weiner-tooth tiger by glenn davis May 17, 2008

weiner schnitzel 

scandanavian slang for a delicious snack eaten at 4:02 o'clock in the afternoon after a pleasant stroll on a wednesday just before it rains. : )

That was a delicious weiner schnitzel we had laste wednesday at 4:02 o'clock before it rained.

weiner schnitzel by That.Scandanavian January 30, 2009

weiner spank 

when a male hits something with his wiener, mostly inflicting pain on himself more than the object

Mikey just weiner spanked that chair and now he's rolling on the floor in pain. Stupid.

weiner spank by shae raye D May 31, 2009