Jewish Pressure Washer

When you gently insert a narrow rod into your penis hole and leave it there for 3-4 days and when removed piss comes out of your dick at 90-137mph

Johnny tried the Jewish Pressure Washer and no longer has a penis

by NiggaManNigga November 30, 2019

3 load washer

Noun: The partner and cuckold of a woman that is a Triple Dipper (a woman that has sex with 3 men without washing up in between) and has sex with her or cleans it up.

“Damn that bitch is nasty, she’s a Triple Dipper!”
“You think that’s bad? Her man likes it, he’s a 3 load washer!”

by Mrs.A2Z April 16, 2022

Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer

The recipient of this sex act hangs there head out of a second story window. The male comes from behind penetrating whatever hole the receiver chooses. The male continues until he climaxes on the window and asks the recipient how is the weather. The recipient must claim that its nice outside and looks like a good day to clean the windows. The recipient is then grabbed by the back of the head, pulled back inside. Recipients face is then rubbed across the dirty window until clean.

Babe. It's too cold outside to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer. Let's do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain instead.

by GermanPizzaEater January 7, 2023

Wapper

The white and uncool rapper. Often found in their friends bedrooms making videos for youtube these young prospectless fools will spout mispronounced and poorly constructed lyrics that attempts to portray them as figures of legend and notoriety, where in fact they are simply young gents who having consumed too much white lightning realised that some words when put together can rhytme, however in the process of forming their so called 'raps' they simply use whatever words that rhytme with one another even going to the extent of making words up in order to fit their so called rhytming scheme. These lads will also take pictures of themselves wearing scarves across their faces and holding various implements e.g. baseball bats, gold clubs or rusty and poorly made bladed weapons. This is another attempt to look menacing and 'hard'. This only affects elderly women with poor eyesight and weak bladders.

"Ere min check oot me bangin' tunes!"
*Poorly dressed and jakey looking lad proceeds to 'rap'*
"Well that sounded purely awful. Please tell me that was a joke?"
"Ere i'l fuckin 'ave you ye posh bastard!"
"Please go away, you annoy me immensely you little Wapper"

by Duncan Barron February 10, 2008

pickle-washer

1)Someone who takes along time to lick a penis to make it hard, before it either ejaculates, or is used for sex. 2) Someone who cleans up the penis after sex with their tongue.

He makes a very good pickle-washer so his buddy can screw his wife. He is also a good pickle-washer after sex is done too!!!!

by Torinoluvr May 12, 2008

wasterbaked

the combination of being wasted and baked.
pronounced wasta-baked

dude 1 I wanna get wasted tonight
dude 2 I wanna get baked tonight
*dudes look at each other and realise*
dude 1+2 WASTERBAKED!

by maxthemonster August 17, 2008

Cunt Waster

Derives from the Latin word, cont wast. Whereby good looking women never put out.

Dude, that bitch does not put out for shit. I know Andy, what a Cunt Waster!

by JRC Productions January 28, 2010