Vermasterbatem

The act of pleasuring ones self while reading a screen play or other piece of literary work from an acomplished poet, or author WORD FOR WORD.

My girl was so turned on last night when i read "Romeo and Juliet" to her VERMASTERBATEM.

by jeremyron1969 December 13, 2010

Velain

A family name that originated someplace in Europe. A very wealthy family that is known to hunt down and kill their enemies or anyone that has crossed them. Not afraid of a fight. Willing to fight for and defend the ones they love even if it means giving up their life. They also have an insane sex drive.

guy 1: dude did u see that fight today?
guy 2: no! what happened?

guy 1: that guy stood up for his sister like a real velain.
guy 2: no way, I'm so mad i missed it!

by theVillain Velain January 1, 2012

Valmaine's Law

Valmaine's Law dictates that if, in the presence of a minority group, an issue is brought forward by member of a majority group, that issue must first be defined and written upon a sheet of tapa cloth then raised up a flag pole before being taken seriously in an open forum of discussion.

Mitchell: Now now now now now now now now now now now Valmaine, now let me raise THIS up your flag pole.

... Valmaine's Law :)

by TamaT543 December 13, 2012

veladas

last name of a cute, caring and sexy guy. he smell great all the time, he cares and he makes you smile even though sometimes he can be very stuborn.

Is that Veladas?

Yes! It can only be because I can already sense the great smell.

by ayeisthatjusten February 23, 2017

velladira

Velladira is a loving,beautiful,amazing, and smart caring soul. Hard to love and handle. Those who had didn’t deserve her and the one who does Is a lucky man. Velladira is caring and loving but comes off as a bitch.

Alex: Have you met Velladira?

Karen: she’s beautiful

by Chason December 2, 2017

velaquint

A word used to discribe someones infinite beauty and perfection

“Excuse me ma’am you are very velaquint.”

by Rudeman January 8, 2018

vellacott

A being so enthralled by everything that he can turn even the shallowest of things into Mariana Trench level of too deep.

That guy, he's such a vellacott, he's obsessing over the definition of Hipster.

That guy, he's such a vellacott, he's obsessing over the definition of Hipster.

by BigBoiBonjela February 9, 2018