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Vagitastic

When a man does something that makes other men question his manliness. When manly men give into their more feminine wilds and the end product is what this adjective describes. Something you would normally associate as having come from someone with a vagina.
Wow that sweater you knitted Bob is really Vagitastic.
by AngryBadger April 17, 2010
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vagitch

Portmanteau of vagina and itch; a feminine form of jock itch. Heard mostly in medical circles, and is one of the less-used terms that was first widely attested in Sam Shem's "The House of God".
"I went in. Nine times out of ten in that room it would be small-time: V.D., vagitch, urinary, or tuna."
-Shem, Sam (1978). "The House of God". p.206.
by captain lonely May 8, 2011
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validation dicks

The string of hookups by a female following a traumatizing breakup, public humiliation, or other unsavory life experience. Often accompanied by a change in hair style.
Did you hear about Cindy getting dumped by her boss?

Yeah, she's been hitting the validation dicks pretty hard.
by Backwoodsbassturd January 6, 2014
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Valetnine

A commonly mistaken version of "valentine" usually expressed when written in haste due to a lack of an actual "Valentine"
Instant Messaging:
Man One: Wow dude you've got the best date this February...with yourself hahaha
Man Two: I don't even need a valetnine whatever this sucks
Man One: You need some help man
by Uncle Reality February 10, 2014
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vagitorally

Insertion into the vagina
He entered her vagitorally
by Rere2323 March 11, 2014
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validatenfreude

A mixture of emotions consisting of equal parts validation and schadenfreude.

Most generally felt when someone else calls your ex an asshole on public forums such as Twitter or Facebook.
I felt kinda bitchy when I saw that tweet about him\her being an asshole\cunt and all the retweets and replies of agreement, until someone pointed out I wasn't being bitchy, it was just validatenfreude. It felt so good to know that it wasn't just me, but that everyone else thinks s\he's an asshole too! Hahahahaha! ISTBY! Comeuppance is a bitch, ain't it, fuckface?
by wirdatrd April 20, 2014
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Vagita

Louis in the golden booty shorts totally gives me vagita.
by NotUrActualMum December 5, 2016
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