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Valentine's Day

A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.

Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."

No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
One perk about Valentine's Day is getting free candy, especially chocolate.
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Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
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Valentine's Day

A day when you try to pretend like you don't like your girlfriend so you don't have to buy her shit. One of the three days to be single. The other two being Christmas and Her Birthday.
I broke up with my girl because next weeks Valentine's Day, I'll be back with her in March.
by Derek Gene February 14, 2009
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valentine's day

A day when you get to show your significant other, be that wife/gf or husband/bf, how much you care for them. You of course show them this every day, but Valentine's Day is a day to really step up to the plate and show the person you truly care for them.

Also a day when single people get very jealous because they have no one to spend the day with and see no point in it. I'd be willing to bet money that if they were in a relationship they'd see why the day is special.
True Story

Me: "I surprised my girlfriend this year by covering her eyes and then showing her to the kitchen where I had strawberries and chocolate laid out on the table. We then proceeded to make chocolate covered strawberries, because she loves them, and then fed eachother them. We won't go into detail about what happened afterwards."

My Buddy(single): "That's stupid. What's so special about Valentine's Day anyway?"

Me: "You're only saying that cause you aren't dating anyone."

Buddy: "Shut up man." (Proceeds to walk away)
by IneedAnameFoo February 24, 2006
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Valentine Emo

An emo who ,unlike a strife emo (Emo's who use sharp objects), use blunt objects, such as rods, sticks, finger nails ect. to tear away their skin
He uses a metal rod to cause self harm, he is a valentine emo
by hubbabubba4eva November 5, 2010
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Valentine rush

The period of time before Valentine's Day when many guys and girls rush to find someone to spend Valentine's Day with. Often, people would be more eager than usual to talk to people they are interested in.
It was such a Valentine rush at the party today. So many more people came up to talk to me than before.
by swingin January 31, 2009
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Valentine's day

The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.
single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.
by Dubiks February 9, 2019
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