The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.
"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
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best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.
best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.
by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011
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A very good metalcore band that takes influences from bands like Metallica, Iron Maiden and Slayer. They've released two albums so far: The Poison and Scream Aim Fire.
Despite what people say, they are NOT emo. Emo is a style of hardcore punk. If you're going to call them emo because of their confessional lyrics, you might as well call Patsy Cline emo.
Despite what people say, they are NOT emo. Emo is a style of hardcore punk. If you're going to call them emo because of their confessional lyrics, you might as well call Patsy Cline emo.
Person 1: Bullet for my Valentine is so emo!
Person 2: They are metalcore. Emo is a totally different genre.
Person 2: They are metalcore. Emo is a totally different genre.
by wingkon December 7, 2009
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all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day
all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day
by lilskjbaby February 13, 2004
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(Fandom also goes as Peaches tho, since Jaehyun‘s representative emoji is a peach)
(Fandom also goes as Peaches tho, since Jaehyun‘s representative emoji is a peach)
by tyongtyong May 6, 2021
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Man A: Whoa Bob, looks like your Valentine's Day went well.
Man B: I tell ya Jim, Sally gave me my first, best, and last blow job of the year last night, and now I'm in a Valentine's Daze!
Man A: That reminds me, I forgot to take the trash out.
Man B: I tell ya Jim, Sally gave me my first, best, and last blow job of the year last night, and now I'm in a Valentine's Daze!
Man A: That reminds me, I forgot to take the trash out.
by Dj really real February 14, 2010
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The day u don’t get no V or D cuz u lonley asf
Good luck with the half off chocolates tho the day after
The day u don’t get no V or D cuz u lonley asf
Good luck with the half off chocolates tho the day after
by Im the Goat! February 11, 2018
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