Vaginal Roulette

The random process of selecting a female during sexual intercourse when there is more than one female present. The females tend to be of such an attractiveness level that it is difficult to pick one or the other.

Bro 1: Dude, I had threesome with hot girl 1 and 2!

Bro 2: No way! How did you pick who to start with?

Bro 1: I played vaginal roulette.

by Barber Joe August 21, 2012

Vaginal sip

When you are engaged in cunnilingus and the female in question squirts directly into your mouth

Bruh, I was eating out Jessica last night and I inadvertently took a vaginal sip

by [e-mail] October 19, 2019

vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.

Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.

by The Zaisian May 15, 2015

Vaginal Beard

when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.

That sally girl got her vaginal beard all in my teeth!

by Johnny Cock-knocker June 17, 2012

Vaginal Chiropractor

When you have a really bony spine and a girl grinds her vagina on it for pleasure. Hurts at first, but your back feels great the next day.

John: "Dude I heard you fucked Sarah last night"
David: "Yeah and she gave me a vaginal chiropractor. Hurt like shit at first, but my back has never felt looser."

by darfielg December 13, 2014

Vaginal Air

One whose personal aroma is notably Vagina

She fucks so much, She indeed maintains a permanant Vaginal Air

by Colonel Whetherton March 13, 2011

Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs

TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!

by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018