Vaginal Hook

When you're fingering a girl and they try to get away so you hook them in the vagina, and they can't go anywhere.
My friend was fingering a girl and she tried to leave, and he vaginal hooked the girl.
by Vaginal Hook February 05, 2016
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Vaginal Veto

When a man who is whipped asks his girlfriend/spouse if he can do something with his friends and she tells him no,that is a vaginal veto
Branden"Hey Bud,the boys and I are goin to the bar to watch the cavs, you in?"
Bud"Hold on let me call my girl and see if I can"Bud"Honey can I go to the bar tonite and watch the cavs game?"Bud's Girl"No!"
Branden"What'd she say?"
Bud"She said No!"
Branden"Man you just got vaginal vetoed, that sucks"
by Branden aka Mr.2 13 3 February 10, 2009
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vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.
Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.
by The Zaisian May 14, 2015
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Wine Vagine

The female version of 'Whiskey Dick'. It is when a woman drinks a lot of pinot and then complains so much, you no longer wanna fuck her. This definition was made famous by comedian Nimesh Patel.
She had a bad case of wine vagine, so I had to put her to bed and jerk off.
by Nissssy April 28, 2023
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Vaginal Defecation

After doing an Alabama Hot Pocket or any familiar sexual act, the crap that you inserted inside the vagina,mixed with cum and vaginal fluids, will start pouring out of the vagina, making a vaginal defecation.
Guy 1: "Dude, Michelle took that Alabama Hot Pocket like a pro last night. and her Vaginal Defecation was more fluid than Niagra."
Guy 2: "Oh man, hope you took it in the mouth like it's supposed to."
by Aly8188 June 11, 2015
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vaginal basketball

when you and 4 of your friends are all trying to fuck the same girl. except theres no passing and no rebounds. first one to get his ball in the hoop wins.
this game of vaginal basketball with cindy is getting old. im sweaty, im thirsty, and this old white guy keeps sayin to get my head in the game.
by vato4loko99bananas March 17, 2015
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Vaginal Trespassing

The act of one male involuntarily crossing the path of a women's vaginal slit after clearly being told and given hints that it is for nobody to go inside, or mess with. Often referred to as unintentional rape, or in often cases molester. Consequences may include pregnancy, damaged vaginal canals, and in often cases aids.
"I told Michael he was not allowed inside of my Juicy, tight, wet pussy. He ignored me and beat my pussy up worse than a punching bag." He was later charged by the police with Vaginal Trespassing, and was found with aids.
by cockthrone July 23, 2014
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