vaginal basketball

when you and 4 of your friends are all trying to fuck the same girl. except theres no passing and no rebounds. first one to get his ball in the hoop wins.

this game of vaginal basketball with cindy is getting old. im sweaty, im thirsty, and this old white guy keeps sayin to get my head in the game.

by vato4loko99bananas March 17, 2015

Vaginal Trespassing

The act of one male involuntarily crossing the path of a women's vaginal slit after clearly being told and given hints that it is for nobody to go inside, or mess with. Often referred to as unintentional rape, or in often cases molester. Consequences may include pregnancy, damaged vaginal canals, and in often cases aids.

"I told Michael he was not allowed inside of my Juicy, tight, wet pussy. He ignored me and beat my pussy up worse than a punching bag." He was later charged by the police with Vaginal Trespassing, and was found with aids.

by cockthrone July 22, 2014

Vaginal Roulette

The random process of selecting a female during sexual intercourse when there is more than one female present. The females tend to be of such an attractiveness level that it is difficult to pick one or the other.

Bro 1: Dude, I had threesome with hot girl 1 and 2!

Bro 2: No way! How did you pick who to start with?

Bro 1: I played vaginal roulette.

by Barber Joe August 21, 2012

Vaginal Defecation

After doing an Alabama Hot Pocket or any familiar sexual act, the crap that you inserted inside the vagina,mixed with cum and vaginal fluids, will start pouring out of the vagina, making a vaginal defecation.

Guy 1: "Dude, Michelle took that Alabama Hot Pocket like a pro last night. and her Vaginal Defecation was more fluid than Niagra."
Guy 2: "Oh man, hope you took it in the mouth like it's supposed to."

by Aly8188 June 13, 2015

Vaginal Hook

When you're fingering a girl and they try to get away so you hook them in the vagina, and they can't go anywhere.

My friend was fingering a girl and she tried to leave, and he vaginal hooked the girl.

by Vaginal Hook October 3, 2016

Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs

TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!

by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018

Vaginal Chiropractor

When you have a really bony spine and a girl grinds her vagina on it for pleasure. Hurts at first, but your back feels great the next day.

John: "Dude I heard you fucked Sarah last night"
David: "Yeah and she gave me a vaginal chiropractor. Hurt like shit at first, but my back has never felt looser."

by darfielg December 13, 2014