Umbrellacide

Umbrellacide is the act of committing suicide or self-harm with the use of an umbrella.

Leonard committed Umbrellacide

Umbrellacide by shapple November 12, 2024

Umbrella Warfare I guess 

A word you say when you are about to shoot geo out of a gunbrella.

“Umbrella warfare I guess!” “Fire! Well, with rocks.”

Umbrella Warfare I guess by iamelation March 19, 2024

umbrella rainbow AIDS yugimon 

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stop touching me you umbrella rainbow AIDS yugimon

umbrella rainbow AIDS yugimon by YeahItsStolen May 20, 2025

Love Umbrella 

A gut so big that your SO can give you oral sex in the rain and still stay dry.

It was pouring outside when my woman gave me oral sex. She stayed dry because my love umbrella covered her.

Love Umbrella by Jenkum DeCoux December 18, 2010

Apology Umbrella 

A declaration of apology stated by the individual preceding future infractions. Most commonly used in romantic relationships to excuse derogatory comments, masochistic tendencies, and general inconsiderations to avoid denial of sexual intercourse.

She was mad when I slapped her ass in front of my boys, but I used my Apology Umbrella so I'm still gonna tap that tonight.

Apology Umbrella by Macon Love April 26, 2011

Cunt Umbrella 

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.

1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"

Cunt Umbrella by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014

chocolate umbrella 

A hand, closed into a fist (either a punching fist or a fisting fist), inserted into the anus and then opened as far as the confines of the cavity will allow.

Our fisting had become mundane and robotic so i decided to spice things up with a chocolate umbrella.

chocolate umbrella by TheJoePilato June 28, 2016