twee

the opposite of simple, authentic and true: desperately exquisite, contrived to the point of ridiculousness, trying to so hard to be ornately exceptional that you (inadvertently) end up looking like a clown. A good example is mega-artist Matthew Barney, whose films are so self-involved and obscurely referential that they seem about to burst and disappear in a multidimensional clench. His wife Bjork also fits the frame (yes she does). Most runway fashion show pieces are also a fine demonstration of the palace of twee: preening to the most self-absorbed and aloof of the lot, completely devoid of true passion. Most "artist statements" in today's art world are also laughably twee: buzzwords and effete constipated embellishments over nothing at all. Also can mean overplayed cloying sentimentalism, artificial exaggeration of feeling, grandstanding epicness, narcissistic saturation. See again Bjork.

Evanescence (pop band) are so goddamned twee, like sucking on a lollipop made of pure nutrasweet, god I wish an elevator would fall on her throat.

by schnoidl October 8, 2011

tweek beams

eyeglass shaped flashlights used for finding crack cocaine

puff was on the floor with his tweek beams looking for his piece of dope

by tuff puff February 23, 2004

Tweedle

A redhead named Madi

Person 1: Did you see the that tweedle over there?
Person 2: Yeah I love redheads

by BigJ762 August 18, 2019

Tweed

A girl with too much confidence. While knowing what you want and doing what you like is one of the most attractive things in a girl, some girls take it too far.

Tweed.

by Beco Yokosli August 30, 2010

tweed

Marijuana bud smoked to achieve an altered mental state, Shortened name of TumbleWeed

"Pass the tweed bee-arch, This niggah be hanging fo his fix oh the gooood she-art"

by Dr Nizzle April 27, 2003

Tenessee Tit Tweedler

Someone who loves to fondel boobies from tenessee.

Billy Ray squeezed Jan's boobies. He must be a tenessee tit tweedler.

by A to the U and E to the L September 4, 2005

Tweeb

Twin+Dweeb= Tweebs

Also used for people that are Dweebs^2 or major dweebs

Or for those that seem in some form Lame to the observer.

Reference: Kim Possible

Boys. They're ALL tweebs!

by Izaiah12 July 14, 2011