Saggy Tuxedo

Saggy Tuxedo is a sex act between a man and a women that is done while the man is wearing a tuxedo, most often after a wedding or a funeral. During sex, the man will pull his penis out of the woman and spray himself with his own semen

"What did you do with Brianna after the wedding?"
"Took her home and have her the ol' Saggy Tuxedo."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Poop_eater2 December 5, 2020

Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

Sudbury tuxedo

A plaid heavy shirt style jacket (AKA Lumberjack Shirt) worn by working folk in Northern places when it's too cold for just shirtsleeves, but too warm for a full coat (or it's mid winter, but you're just out for a smoke before rejoining the boys).

Kev's wearin' his best Sudbury Tuxedo tonight! Must be up fer some curling!

by The Scooter King April 2, 2022

North Idaho Tuxedo

Any outfit, or articles of clothing, that are currently free of blood stains

"I saw John at the gas station earlier today, he looked great. Had a North Idaho tuxedo on"

by anonymous May 5, 2025

tuxedo mom

A cat mom having the noble distinction of only owning tuxedo cats, typically only one at a time. They talk to and about their cat to anyone who will listen. Tuxedo cats are more beautiful, intelligent, and have more personality than other cats. Tuxedo moms also display these same traits.

"I'm not a 'crazy cat lady'! I'm a tuxedo mom!"

by TheKatertot January 23, 2020

The Texas Tuxedo

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)

The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.

by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011

Tasmanian Tuxedo

A puffer jacket is common attire for the well-dressed Tasmanian bogan.

I am going out in style in my Tasmanian tuxedo

by Richard Kopf September 15, 2022