noun.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.
A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.
Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.
A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.
Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
"Dude.. watch those public stalls. All are tucker toilets."
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! I aint cleaning up that mess!"
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! I aint cleaning up that mess!"
by Basque JRED September 02, 2015
A guy who calls many things cringe yet watches hentai on daily basis in his mother's basement. He is very racist and no one likes him. Watches furry hentai too even though he swears he hates furries.
"yo it tucker swaim"
by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022
by Yours on stickz December 30, 2015
A strange creature
Hide yourselves
He's norping around the corner
Smell it you baboon
you, stinky, stinky baboon
I eat lemons like you for lunch
and yorkshire pudding for breakfast
break fast
or you'll die
norp in
norp out.
Hide yourselves
He's norping around the corner
Smell it you baboon
you, stinky, stinky baboon
I eat lemons like you for lunch
and yorkshire pudding for breakfast
break fast
or you'll die
norp in
norp out.
Yo, rory tucker, you got any aids
rory: Nope all out i'm afraid have a look in the popsickle drawer.
rory: Nope all out i'm afraid have a look in the popsickle drawer.
by coonkiller666 October 15, 2012
Verb
When an African-American man chooses to hang about exclusively with a man from the Orient.
(Potentially to fight crime, but also for more casual pursuits)
When an African-American man chooses to hang about exclusively with a man from the Orient.
(Potentially to fight crime, but also for more casual pursuits)
1. My man Darnell figured his group of friends wasn't multicultural enough, so he's just decided to Tucker Up for a week or two.
by IceFergLettuce March 25, 2019
Tucker lacy is the definition of a fucking pussy. He has a fat symbol on his dick that says no box allowed. The only pussy he's ever seen is jasmine rous's stretched out pussy. The literal definition of "dirty box"/ "perms sloppy seconds".
by Beavah123 April 04, 2023
The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol, having sex with a girl, and puking all over her in order to show that you give no shits about women.
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017