Human Tromboner

It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.

Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night

Man 2: that sounds like it was fun

Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba

by Magnumus Dongus August 11, 2018

pink trombone

noun. Slang for penis, dick, cock, etc., specifically when being fellated.

"Man, he ain't interested in your sister -- he only plays the pink trombone."

by Elwood P. Dowd January 2, 2007

glass trombone

A lovely phrase meaning crack pipe.

First used by Holy Moly:

"You are never alone with a glass trombone"

Pete loved playing with his glass trombone.

by downtuning February 29, 2008

jamaican trombone

A sexual act involving two partners (at least one male) in the 69 position. One partner works the male partner's penis like a trombone, while blowing into his ass, like a trombone.

Let's get in the 69 position and you can practice playing the jamaican trombone.

by eMeS September 26, 2003

Bloody Trombone

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job. Just like a rusty trombone but with bloody hemmoroids

My girlfriend wanted to give me a rusty trombone but was surprised when she looked like a vampire when she was finished. I laughed and told her it was a bloody trombone.

by Ibestew2 August 19, 2009

rusty trombone

when you fuck a girl in the ass and then jizz but keep on fucking her when you pull out your dick it looks like a rusty trombone.

i did a rusty trombone last night

by lkjhhjkl January 2, 2010

crusty trombone

a rusty trombone except the "mouthpiece" is exceptionally dirty

she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.

by hot karl August 11, 2003