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Tennessee traffic jam

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.
i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.
by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010
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Traffic Jihad

When traffic is at such a standstill you feel like you just want to blow up the entire street/highway you are on.
Jack avoided the traffic jihad on the Belt Pkwy by doing 120 on the shoulder all the way to the bridge.
by Mr. Hoboski March 10, 2009
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triffelin

straight up ignorant, nasty, in the way, obnoxious, useless, pointless, uncalled for.
The last person who ate here was triffelin and left their trash on the table.

She was triffelin enough to cheat on her boyfriend.
by maryelizabeth anne July 3, 2009
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ass traffic

the amount of penises that fit in ones ass
1. holy shit you got allot of ass traffic
2. her ass traffic was 4 1/2
3. there was a traffic jam because her ass traffic was only 5
by the chigger April 23, 2004
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flow of traffic

The speed that traffic is going at any given time. Sometimes, it's twenty below the speed limit, sometimes twenty plus over. If you go the speed limit while everyone else is going twenty over, you will get road raged.
However, saying, "I was going with the flow of traffic" to a cop is one way to guarantee getting a ticket.
Officer: I stopped you because you were doing 80 in a 55.
Driver: Offffficceerrr, I was just going with the flow of traffic.
Officer: Does the sign say 'Go with the flow of traffic'? No. It says 'Speed Limit 55'. Here's your ticket.
by Snowflake_love! August 6, 2009
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troffaphobia

- fear of pissing in large urinals that resemble a horse troff.

Usually found in large sporting venues the mega urinal provides zero privacy which causes many guys to be gun shy despite a bladder full of beer.
Friend: Hey were is your cousin the third inning is about to start?
You: Ah, he has to wait for a toilet since he has a bad case of troffaphobia.
Friend: What?
You: Yeah, when he steps out to the plate at a big urinal he can't go.
by Dave W. Deathrock February 11, 2009
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traffic jacking

The process of masturbating while operating a motor vehicle.
Yo Jackson, let me borrow your car. I need to do some traffic jacking.
by TheActionJackson December 7, 2013
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