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sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.
Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.
by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010
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Travel agent

Danny from love island because any girl that went near him went to the airport
by Travel agent July 9, 2019
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travel brat

One who will only travel in luxury. One with very high standards for flights, hotels, dining etc while vacationing. Usual a result of experienced business travel, a high income, or being a sugarbaby.
Jack only flies First Class and stays in 5 star hotels. He's a total travel brat.
by Nona Ubizness November 29, 2015
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Travel dick

A female friend that lives out of town that travels into town just for hooking up and have a good time no commitment.
Susan has some travel dick coming into town this week.
by The traveler October 25, 2019
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travel envy

The envy and jealousy one feels watching travel channel hosts go around the world to beautiful, exciting destinations and you're stuck at home on the couch. travel, travel channel, destination, exotic locations, women, rich, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, baller, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, world traveler
I got major travel envy every time I see the Hawaiian Islands on that travel network. I must keep saving, so I can go before I die.
by joecoolthefool June 13, 2016
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Travel dildos

Ohhhhhh I need to use my travel dildos I forgot mine at home
by Blackmagic0o0 February 24, 2021
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slow traveling

A type of travel where a traveler spends a long period of time in one place whereby they grow a stronger sociological and qualitative experience by getting to better know a certain location and its inhabitants. This is opposed to general travel, work travel, or holidaying or vacationing.
I spent ten months slow traveling in and around Granada Spain and I really fell in love with the area and luckily now have lifelong friends because of it.
by Phillip Chandra June 14, 2016
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