war on terror

(Noun) Syn.: war of terror
The comically naive and profoundly ironic US government idea that waging a 20 year campaign of aerial bombardment, oppression and genocide against the people of a far-away country will, somehow, quell their previously fictions desire to do you harm.

Widely known to be an excuse to steal oil from and impose military bases within Iraq.

See also:
WMD
Genocide
Shock and awe
Tony B Liar
George W Bush
Hypocrisy
Irony
Autocrat
Despot
Resolution 1441
Lie

Realist 1: Have you heard, the Americans are calling their invasion of Iraq "the war on terror"?

Realist 2: Who said they don't understand irony?

by Charles K Darwin April 14, 2008

Terrorizer

George Bushs' way of saying terrorist.

Hahah they thought you were terrorizers!?

by awwrthgkejfdefibmfgif May 4, 2009

Terrorometer

Slang word used to describe the National Threat Level Gauge uses by the US Department of Homeland Security to determine the level of a national threat that terrorists and other forces have on the US.

Now that they raised the level of the Terrorometer, I feel a lot safer.

by Falconrath December 21, 2003

Terrodactyle

To fuck a girl, then when about to jizm, arc your arms, and scream like a Terrodactyle, waving them frantically up and down, to simulate true Terrodactyle style.

Think man on fire, however controlled, and when cumming, hence the Terrodactyle.

by Joeguy92 September 4, 2010

Terrorist

A mean person who doesn't like Airports.

(News reporter) The police caught a heavily armed terrorist on his way to board a flight to Nevada.

by Dr.doge January 4, 2017

Ego Terrorism

Inflating someone's ego by complimenting them gratuitously, thereby altering their personality to that of an ass and directing their life into a downward spiral from which they will not recover.

Todd: You're just awesome, Steve. I could never match your awesomeness.
Steve: Why, thanks. I guess I am awesome.
Todd: And I'm not just saying that out of ego terrorism.
Steve: Ah, then I'll take your words to heart. I genuinely am better than other people.
(years pass)
Steve: WHY DO THEY ALL HATE ME?!
Steve: (cuts wrists)
(minutes pass)
Todd: That'll serve you right, it will.
Todd: (spits on corpse)

by Butt Butt Butt but Butt May 3, 2009

Typist Terror

The fear that one experiences whilst typing with a friend or colleague overlooking.

Capable of reducing typing speed and accuracy to the level of a preschooler.

I'm a great typist most of the time, but when someone is looking over my shoulder I succumb to Typist Terror and make a complete idiot out of myself, I hope my boss doesn't see...

by Greeenie September 20, 2009