toop'ed

the line signalling the end of a relationship.
more recently known as being walker'ed

girl: 'i can't tonight i'm washing my hair'

sympathetic friend: 'dude you just got toop'ed!!!'

by as.ifff.mate May 31, 2010

Tootskies

A nice, supple, perky, round, smooth, soft, fairly large, near perfect set of tits.


(.)(.)

So how far did you go with that girl?

Well... we just made out and I saw her tootskies.

by DirtyNRB69 April 24, 2009

German Tootsie Roll

The act in which a person shats on another persons face, as close to the nose as possible, to create a mustache similar to Hitler's.

"Last night was crazy. This chick was from outta town and wanted some thing sweet, so I gave her a German Tootsie Roll."

by Matrixkid312 April 28, 2008

toop

When you toot but you accidentally poop a little in your pants.

See shart.

Jason tooped when laughing so hard that he had to change his pants.

by #1 tooper June 3, 2011

toolshed macdouchenator

An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.

Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.

by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010

tooks

A word describing someone who is fat, arrogant and 1 sided. Is someone who can only see their point of view even if it is wrong.

Hitler is such a tooks

by Habibby August 30, 2006

ToomsTJ

Known on the internet as the most rent-free female on Jeeps Unlimited Off Topic Forum. Many follow her around searching for pictures and posting about her superior body and features. Often known to break many hearts of men and throw them away at her will. The men of JU are angry that she rejects them as they pine for her attention. She feeds off their negative energy and teases them relentlessly with her superior intellect and witty sense of humor.

"ToomsTJ lives rent-free in the skulls of many"
"Obsession lies deep with many of the JU turds"

by Fleg November 24, 2007