ToomsTJ 

Known on the internet as the most rent-free female on Jeeps Unlimited Off Topic Forum. Many follow her around searching for pictures and posting about her superior body and features. Often known to break many hearts of men and throw them away at her will. The men of JU are angry that she rejects them as they pine for her attention. She feeds off their negative energy and teases them relentlessly with her superior intellect and witty sense of humor.

"ToomsTJ lives rent-free in the skulls of many"
"Obsession lies deep with many of the JU turds"

ToomsTJ by Fleg November 24, 2007

Toomster

A gentleman with a passion for watches and cars. He is of few words and a true lady’s man. Also a man who is true to his word.

That guy is a total Toomster

Toomster by John_007 August 13, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016