Token Fat Girl

The one girl in a group of pretty girls who is grossly overweight.

You know those groups of girls? The ones at the club? Like 4-7 of them all hanging out? They look hot right? Wait... What's with that one girl? You know the one. The one fat girl in the group. That's the token fat girl. There in the group to make the other girls feel pretty. She gets a little uppity cause she's part of the group of hot girls, but honestly? Her job is confidence building and cock blocking.

by Thisisn'tevenmyfinalform May 6, 2014

The Tolken

The Tolken, a sexaul position taken from the parody of the length of the "Lord of the Rings," motion pictures and the book written by J.R.R. Tolken. This is where a woman in bent over and has her ring destroyed over the series of 6 - 8 hours by some men, some dwarves and some elves.

Man 1: "I was re-enacting LOTR last night, I gave my bird the Tolken and she fair can't walk right anymore. =D"

Man 2: "Alrighhhhht!"

by Pseudopseudonym September 16, 2009

TOOTEN

A Lazy creature that is famous FOR OVERDRAWING ACCOUNTS AND SPEEDING. YOU DON'T WANT TO OWN ONE. IT WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR FOOD AND DRINK ALL OF YOUR ROOT BEER. IT CAN BE FOUND SLEEPING THROUGHOUT 24.999999999 OF THE DAY AND THEN WHEN IT WAKES UP IT WON'T DECIDE TO SHOWER UNTIL .0000000000000000001 O' CLOCK AND THEN WILL WATCH TV FOR THE OTHER .0000000000000000000000001 OF THE DAY. VERY, VERY EASY TO TAKE CARE OF. JUST PROVIDE WITH A TV AND ROOT BEER AND YOU'RE SET.

"GET THE FUCK OUTTA bed YOU FUCKING TOOTEN!"

by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005

tookandtold

When you tell someone the same thing over and over and they still dont understand

I tookandtold you to leave me alone!!

by Bighips January 14, 2008

Token Bullshit

The few slight alterations to every story that make it more interesting and/ or relevant to a conversation.

Man 1: "Man that story about Bill's night on the town with that hot chick was AMAZING."

Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."

by Johnathan S. Aldura October 17, 2009

Titty Tokens

The best currency known to man.

Guy 1: Hey I don't wanna use my Visa card at the strip club because my wife will catch me.
Guy 2: Well I have some spare 'Titty Tokens' from last night, just use them.
Guy 1: Thanks time to get bitches to drop them titties

by Mr Spankyhands December 6, 2010

defrag token

A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.

It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.

(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011