Oklahoma Tooth Brush

Occurs when an overnight female guest needs to brush her teeth in the morning, but does not have a toothbrush. The male then puts toothpaste on his morning boner, then the woman performs oral sex on the man to cure her morning breath.

Bill: So Terry, did you hook up with Suzanne this morning even though she had terrible morning breath?

Terry: Indeed I did Bill, but only after I gave her an Oklahoma Tooth Brush.

Bill: Nice!

by Oklahoma Carl October 14, 2010

Tooth Freeze

when you eat something cold like ice cream or a popsicle, and it hits one of your teeth. you would most likely feel this pain in your front ones with are most sensitive

person 1: yesterday i got a tooth freeze, holy shit it hurt.

person 2: oh yeah man those suck

by itsmedummy August 16, 2009

tomethy furse

Tomethy Furse (real name Tom Cowan)is the bassist in the popular band The Horrors.

1.Whoa! It's Tomethy Furse from The Horrors!
2.I've bought a replica Tomethy Furse Bass.

by textbookenigmatic April 17, 2007

Toothy McTooferson

A dentist from MySpace who probably isn't even a real dentist.

Don't give Toothy McTooferson too much credit. He feeds off it!

by Boozy Irish Floozie February 11, 2009

Tooth Paste Leech

a person who brings a tooth brush places but does not bring tooth paste, expecting others to lend them some... they will never contribute any tooth paste unless you stay at their house

Person 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth before I go to sleep
Person 2: K
Person 1: yea, but i forgot my tooth paste. Can I use some of yours?
Person 2: Sure... *under breath* tooth paste leech....

by bloopey August 20, 2011

toothpickle

As used by Winston Zeddmore in Ghostbusters, a toothpickle is synonomous with a douche, asshole, or any other word with a negative connotation.

You're being a real toothpickle right now.

by ghostbuster_expert February 19, 2012

Tooth Banger

An anal pubic hair covered with faecal remanants that gets stuck in the teeth while licking someone's asshole.

Tara: Thanks darling that was the best rose bud ever!!!
Colton: No worries babe, going down on you like that makes me horny as fuck.
Tara: Shit baby, would you go and brush your teeth!
Colton: Why?
Tara: You've got a major Tooth Banger that smells like my lunch!

by Stiflers Horny Dog October 16, 2012