The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice

the above ho aka me

by RatchetBoo August 22, 2003

Took his final shit.

A humorous way of saying he died. When people die they void their bowels. thus when one dies, they take their final shit.

After years of debauchery and self-degredation, Jacko took his final shit.

by your mom's buttplug April 11, 2011

chalen took

Man who takes a girls virginity with a small penis and doesn't pop her cherry.

Did you do a Chalen Took on that trick

by Jay PoseyDatDude13 July 9, 2016

Took a shit on Bob

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.

*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.

by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023

took that deep

to take something to heart, or to take offence to something

Anna: Wow Ryan that hurt my feelings
Ryan: Yoooo you took that deep

by wow124 May 4, 2018

took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

by NorseStar November 9, 2022

Took the top off the Maybach

To rip most of the head/upper jaw off.

Guy 1: I saw a dead alligator the other day. Somebody took the top off the Maybach too.
Guy 2: Where?

by SteveBeef July 31, 2025