1. Is a homosexual
2. Thinks he's black but is really white
3. Likes being the little spoon
4. Is difficult
5. Likes to start arguments
6. Is annoying
7. Used to be a junkie
8. In love with a hottie (k.w)
9. Gives off muffin energy
10. Has bug eyes
11. Is an eshay
12. Is whipped (k.w)
13. Spends to much money of food
14. Doesn't drive
15. Is all talk
2. Thinks he's black but is really white
3. Likes being the little spoon
4. Is difficult
5. Likes to start arguments
6. Is annoying
7. Used to be a junkie
8. In love with a hottie (k.w)
9. Gives off muffin energy
10. Has bug eyes
11. Is an eshay
12. Is whipped (k.w)
13. Spends to much money of food
14. Doesn't drive
15. Is all talk
by Fu era August 10, 2023
When some people think that their beliefs are the best for everyone, when they’re really hypocrites.
Televangelist like to swing their blade of righteousness around, while at the same time asking for a donation and making promises they know are a lie.
by Hippie Walker December 12, 2020
You: Oh wow, who’s that hot guy?
Me: blade (hsr): the most scrumptious Emo Boy to every walk the gaming universe
Me: blade (hsr): the most scrumptious Emo Boy to every walk the gaming universe
by shianhari July 29, 2023
Female champions in the game League of Legends that are so cancerous to play against. Examples are Fiora, Camille, Riven and Irelia.
by Someone_who_hates_Windshitters June 27, 2022
(v.) To cum on someone's face, then place your testicles inside the victim's mouth and wipe the full length of your cock back and forth across their face like a wiper blade on a car.
Blake: Hey babe, can I wiper-blade you tonight?
Jenny: Are you sure? Last time I almost bit your balls off.
Blake: That's okay, I'll just wait until you're asleep.
Jenny: I love you.
Jenny: Are you sure? Last time I almost bit your balls off.
Blake: That's okay, I'll just wait until you're asleep.
Jenny: I love you.
by King Kenobi June 02, 2017
by tsushima August 04, 2020
The act of sticking razor blades in a tennis ball so the sharp end is sticking out and then putting it in a girl's ass and watching her shit it out while you're eating a blue otter pop with whip cream on your eyebrows.
by ilovepussyinyourass September 08, 2009