Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

Pickle thumper

A large wide man who enjoys the simple pleasure that is penis.

Hey dawg just wanted to let you know I’m a pickle thumper

by Wafercrusader March 22, 2023

Talmud Thumper

One who uses the Talmud to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Talmud and behavior as expected by the religious.

That Talmud Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to be an enslaved Goy because I haven't been circumcised!

by TheCiggyWiggy November 17, 2023

tiddy-thumper

A person who sucks a woman's boobs.

That kid was a f*cking tiddy-thumper!

by Mr. Maloficits November 28, 2010

Thumper

A word used to describe a party that is in between a kickback and what is considered to be a rager. Also describes the level of litness that allows you to converse with the chick you will be grinding on as the party progresses to a rager.

Bro, did you go to that Delta Chi thumper Friday night?

by Delta Chi Riverside November 5, 2016

Thumper

That side nigga that fucked your bitch

That nigga thumper fucked your your bitch

by Dragon0fiya April 27, 2020

tundra thumper

Tundra Thumper; one who dwells within the open plains of a frozen waste land. Most often a term to describe people from a village or small town. Usually a derogative term for a native of said place.

"Couple of Tundra Thumpers came into town last night."

by Indrid Tautry October 9, 2016