Thumper

Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

Thumper

The person who jerks off in the corner during an orgy, never gets any sex.

Brian was the thumper at our orgy last night.
You gonna get in on this or are you gonna be a thumper?
Every good orgy needs a thumper.

by Seamonkey Jenkins February 14, 2021

Thumper

An excellent round of oral sex, predominantly (but not exclusively) referring to sucking a male appendage.

Was with the missus after work and we had a great time. Copped a stellar thumper that night.

by Pukas Grig V April 16, 2024

Thumper

When a female has a heartbeat in her vagina; pussy

Girl 1: OMG that hot guy gave me a thumper
Girl 2: OMG SAME GIRLY

by The Dawg Whitney October 10, 2022

Thumper

A thumper is a person that gets the bag an is a boss ass nigga no questions asked.

that’s some real thumper shit

by The first thumper April 09, 2021

Thumper

That side nigga that fucked your bitch

That nigga thumper fucked your your bitch

by Dragon0fiya April 27, 2020

Thumper

a good song, when the DJ plays it the whole club starts going crazy

That new Da Baby song is a real thumper

by LordToot January 27, 2021