tryptophan thighs

the phenomenon of cats falling asleep in certain people's laps. some people just have an amazing ability to induce cat naps at any given time. these people have tryptophan thighs.

wow how did you make butch cassidy fall asleep so fast, he was going crazy a mere 5 seconds ago.
idk, it must be my tryptophan thighs, he's passed out already.

by the Juan + only March 10, 2009

skin tight

An expression used to tell someone that what you are saying is an absolute truth.

Adam :. I ran into that girl about ten years ago. Next thing I know we are both in a truck stop bathroom smoking meth and giving glory hole blowjobs.

Joe :. What bro? Haha your so full of shit.

Adam : Skin tight bro.

by Tr4nce Anon March 19, 2017

Gesun-tight

When you put some pepper on the girl’s pillow before sex so they sneeze and their pussy tightens.

Yo, I heard you’ve done the Gesun-tight.

Yeah man, her coochie grip you like a gorilla fist.

by I_CUM_ON_PEACOCKS December 18, 2019

Segway Thighs

Segway thighs originates from the word Segway which means sexy, but on a higher level of sexy. So sexy in fact that you can’t even say sexy so you have to say Segway. Segway thighs was originally created for the (sadly) Fictional character Peter Parker (Tom Holland version) and his Segway toned thighs.

“Dang bro Peter Parker has some Segway thighs”

“Heck yeah he does I wish I could find me a man with his Segway thighs”
“Don’t we all”

by Livingnoodle May 4, 2021

National thigh fuck day

A day to appreciate thigh fucking because thighs are amazing and unappreciated

Thigh fucking is so unappreciated! Let's make it known with national thigh fuck day

by Https.ray January 28, 2022

Benedict cucumber thighs

A name for a worker who recommends your new favourite alcoholic beverage

Omfg I want to fuck that Benedict Cucumber thighs

by ChunderThunderandWonderthighs July 17, 2016

Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019