Trombone-Job

The act of sticking one's penis into the bell of a trombone and another person blowing into the mouthpiece.

This is a great trombone-job babe, now play an F.

by Switzerlandplus July 26, 2014

pink trombone

noun. Slang for penis, dick, cock, etc., specifically when being fellated.

"Man, he ain't interested in your sister -- he only plays the pink trombone."

by Elwood P. Dowd January 2, 2007

glass trombone

A lovely phrase meaning crack pipe.

First used by Holy Moly:

"You are never alone with a glass trombone"

Pete loved playing with his glass trombone.

by downtuning February 29, 2008

jamaican trombone

A sexual act involving two partners (at least one male) in the 69 position. One partner works the male partner's penis like a trombone, while blowing into his ass, like a trombone.

Let's get in the 69 position and you can practice playing the jamaican trombone.

by eMeS September 26, 2003

Bloody Trombone

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job. Just like a rusty trombone but with bloody hemmoroids

My girlfriend wanted to give me a rusty trombone but was surprised when she looked like a vampire when she was finished. I laughed and told her it was a bloody trombone.

by Ibestew2 August 19, 2009

rusty trombone

when you fuck a girl in the ass and then jizz but keep on fucking her when you pull out your dick it looks like a rusty trombone.

i did a rusty trombone last night

by lkjhhjkl January 2, 2010

crusty trombone

a rusty trombone except the "mouthpiece" is exceptionally dirty

she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.

by hot karl August 11, 2003