ullswater steamer

A cleveland steamer but performed in the Lake District, UK.
The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

Managed to get an Ullswater steamer on our lass last night eh lad

by jizzytissues July 1, 2018

SNOOT STEAMER

A woman rubs her pussy on a man while he is lying down.Rubbing on his cock . Causing him to cum and aiming it on his own face.

I gave him a snoot steamer and he got cum in his eye.

by Notyourunicorn September 12, 2019

pipeline steamer

A massive hot sticky turd that is either laid upon someone’s chest or used to insult someone’s sexual endeavors

“Yo will, I just totally dropped a pipeline steamer on jasmine”

Ryan: yo dawg I’m totally gonna hookup with this chick tonight

Steve: yeah ok, if your lucky you’ll get a pipeline steamer

by SteveDaWriter July 2, 2021

sack steamer

When a male farts, and the fart travels through his gooch, and then upwards towards his balls. Thus giving him a disgustingly warm and smelly sensation.

Guy 1: Dude, I was sitting down in class and couldn't hold it in my fart anymore so I ended up farting and it gave me a sack steamer.

Guy 2: Ugh man, those feel so warm yet so gross.

by Oupsa March 11, 2014

Cleaveland Steamer

When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.

"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."

by Streakycheese September 29, 2007

Riding in a steamer

Driving in a stolen vehicle

Mane shit went down last night we had to leave the crime scene riding in a steamer

by 187inProgress May 28, 2019

Almond Steamer

When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.

Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.

by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018