A badass uncle who doesn't a shit about what others think! He's always welcoming and hospitable. On friday nights especially, he'll invite you to his house (which he cutely calls his lair) for fifa. Once you enter, you'll begin to notice, there is no TV. As a matter face, there is no furniture. Cum stains litter the walls.
"Wait what!" you'll scream,
"Cmon you know you love it" he'll respond.
He then shoves you into its scrotum where it smells like fish and the flesh hugs you from all sides.
Defined by his parents, Uncle Precious is a family sweetheart. When he was younger though, he went a horny rebellious teen phase. They would be eating dinner, when the whole house would begin to smell like fish. Yet the scent would grow stronger and stronger. Uncle Precious would come closer and closer. Hornier and hornier.
"What the shit Precious! It smells like fish!"
"Cmon you know you love it!" he would respond
"HE LOOKS HORNY!!!" My mother would cry, noting the massive bump in his pants.
"On the count of 3, 1... 2... RUN!!!" My grandmother shout.
Uncle precious would then run around the house terrifying the family members while stroking his member, his dick wagging in front of him like a happy dog.
Then, something snapped inside my grandfather. He pulled out the 16mm thumbtack from his front pocket. And pinned his scrotum to all corners of the house. He never misbehaved, ever again. Until, his sister had children.
"Wait what!" you'll scream,
"Cmon you know you love it" he'll respond.
He then shoves you into its scrotum where it smells like fish and the flesh hugs you from all sides.
Defined by his parents, Uncle Precious is a family sweetheart. When he was younger though, he went a horny rebellious teen phase. They would be eating dinner, when the whole house would begin to smell like fish. Yet the scent would grow stronger and stronger. Uncle Precious would come closer and closer. Hornier and hornier.
"What the shit Precious! It smells like fish!"
"Cmon you know you love it!" he would respond
"HE LOOKS HORNY!!!" My mother would cry, noting the massive bump in his pants.
"On the count of 3, 1... 2... RUN!!!" My grandmother shout.
Uncle precious would then run around the house terrifying the family members while stroking his member, his dick wagging in front of him like a happy dog.
Then, something snapped inside my grandfather. He pulled out the 16mm thumbtack from his front pocket. And pinned his scrotum to all corners of the house. He never misbehaved, ever again. Until, his sister had children.
"Please be gentle this time Uncle Precious, last time your rough scrotum really hurt me!"
"Cmon Uncle, do I really have to take Viagra the third time this day, I'm already bricked as hell!"
"UNCLE PRECIOUS: I'M GOING SOFT,!!!! I NEED MY VIAGRA!!!! I CANT BE SOFT EVER AGAIN!!!!!"
"Cmon Uncle, do I really have to take Viagra the third time this day, I'm already bricked as hell!"
"UNCLE PRECIOUS: I'M GOING SOFT,!!!! I NEED MY VIAGRA!!!! I CANT BE SOFT EVER AGAIN!!!!!"
by UnclePrecious December 27, 2023
Get the Uncle Preciousmug. by ibitewoof October 30, 2021
Get the Preciousmug. He is so precious
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Preciousmug. Precious a pretty and smart girl, she has a face of a goddess, although she may seem as salty, sarcastic, and sassy sometimes, she's one of the person who loves the most, she likes to keep her circle small so if she cares about you, you're one of the luckiest person alive, although she may not actively show how much she loves you, believe me when I say she really does.
She has a thing for knowledge and intelligence thus she really likes to study and learn, she's the type of person who has BIG dreams and goals, she can be too quiet or too loud sometimes, but believe me when I tell you that if you were in her mind you would go deaf, she's one of the person who likes to think about a lot of things so it's really loud inside her brain, she also might seem crazy sometimes but that makes her more unique.
She has a thing for knowledge and intelligence thus she really likes to study and learn, she's the type of person who has BIG dreams and goals, she can be too quiet or too loud sometimes, but believe me when I tell you that if you were in her mind you would go deaf, she's one of the person who likes to think about a lot of things so it's really loud inside her brain, she also might seem crazy sometimes but that makes her more unique.
by Cassandra2524 July 17, 2022
Get the Preciousmug. Because Jungkook's battery runs out.
And Jungkook's battery is precious, right?
Isn't this little precious battery still alive and well? - Jimin
Excuse me?! - Jungkook
And Jungkook's battery is precious, right?
Isn't this little precious battery still alive and well? - Jimin
Excuse me?! - Jungkook
by 나피사2009 July 15, 2025
Get the Little precious batterymug. 
She is the most fake bitch ,sometimes she could be nice and sometimes she won’t . She could be a good friend at times , but you will always get into fights with her . If your friends is precious make sure you teach her respect.
by Maria Osei June 13, 2018
Get the Preciousmug.