Number Four

God Damn (excuse me lord). This nigga took a Number Four on my new carpet.
by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summers June 11, 2009
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Number 0

Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas.
Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.
by nokidz June 03, 2009
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Number 15

When you are hanging out with your friends but no one knows what to say, say number 15 and eventually a conversation will start, after a few cringey and forced laughs.
*silence*
"Number 15*
"Haha"
*conversation ensues*
by Nathan's Username October 19, 2019
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number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.
by Light Joker December 27, 2006
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The Günter Number

32.23*10^32
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.

Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.
Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."

Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."
by HerrGünter April 21, 2013
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Rejigged the numbers

To readjust figures to suit ones Business
Alan: Listen Rose ive rejigged the numbers and im sorry but your FIRED.

Rose: What do mean

Alan: I was looking at the figures for the business and that fucking bullshit pet therapy idea would have royaly fucked the business, were already fucked enough as it is. so I rejigged the numbers and your gone

Rose: (crying)

Alan: Dont give me that shit, Get the Fuck out of my office and go see some nursing homes on your way home, and dont fucking come back!
by HawkGunner July 11, 2008
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number zero

The number before my number one. My person. My dawg. My sidekick. My ride or die. My buddy. The one I tell everything to. A true friend.
Me: Man, I'm missing my buddy. He's my number zero.
by jjbugs October 27, 2018
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