by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011

the sexual act of leaning on a wall or bed inverted and releasing a rea style mudd butt explosion that saturates your frank and beans then receiving oral sex from your willing partner
by phishsux January 5, 2009

"the v-mop can really stink up a good finger party"
"I didn't think I was going that fast officer, I was concentrating on flossing my girls v-mop...make her all sloppy like good time.."
"I didn't think I was going that fast officer, I was concentrating on flossing my girls v-mop...make her all sloppy like good time.."
by chris sheffler June 29, 2008

Someone who has long hair that goes past your nose and runs into things because he can't see. Also pushes his hair out of his face but it just falls back in his face very fast.
by alexhe January 3, 2008

by Burgertime April 21, 2003

by J_Nutty2010 May 11, 2010

Basically, whatever is suitable and close to hand to clean up the mess after a spontaneous, off the cuff, wank. Items such as socks, towels and if necessary, cushion covers will fit the bill for this purpose.
I got myself into a right mess last night,I'd ran out of toilet roll so I had to use my sock as a wank mop.
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006
