Drunk e-mailing. Similar to drunk-dialing, but more direct - if it doesn’t get the point across the first time, maybe you’re too drunk to send another. Or another. Ok, we get it, you’re wasted. It’s the thought that counts.
Sent with the best intent, time and thought make this the best form of drunk communication of them all.
Sent with the best intent, time and thought make this the best form of drunk communication of them all.
“Look, I got a whee-mail today! Aww, it’s from Greg, my favorite! Did he send me a dick pic? Shoot. Maybe next time.”
“Did somebody say shots? Hell yeah! Let me just send this whee-mail real quick...”
“Did somebody say shots? Hell yeah! Let me just send this whee-mail real quick...”
by GregsGreatBigCock March 6, 2020
Get the Whee-mailmug. Bowser enjoys his nightly walks, because he can send and receive p-mail on all the local trees, poles and hydrants
by JoJoh October 23, 2006
Get the p-mailmug. a.k.a.: "P-mail"
A message left by one land-based mammal for another through the method of depositing urine in a place where another mammal is meant to discover and interpret it. Message is limited to the format of a personal add (species, gender, age, health & pregnancy status, etc.) but does include a rough timestamp. As with most messaging standards, readers will very according to quality and the accuracy of the information extracted from the message will vary accordingly. This method of messaging is used extensively by wild animals "marking their territory" and domesticated dogs on walks in public places.
A message left by one land-based mammal for another through the method of depositing urine in a place where another mammal is meant to discover and interpret it. Message is limited to the format of a personal add (species, gender, age, health & pregnancy status, etc.) but does include a rough timestamp. As with most messaging standards, readers will very according to quality and the accuracy of the information extracted from the message will vary accordingly. This method of messaging is used extensively by wild animals "marking their territory" and domesticated dogs on walks in public places.
It is nearly impossible to run with my dog in the park because he is generally too focused on checking and responding to his pee-mail for us to gain any momentum.
by The Stever March 3, 2009
Get the Pee-mailmug. by 1Shot Duke August 2, 2019
Get the Yellow Mailmug. a) When you send an e-mail to the wrong person
b) When you receive someone else's mail.
c) When you receive mail or an e-mail saying you have lost a family member, your house burnt down, you lost your job etc.
b) When you receive someone else's mail.
c) When you receive mail or an e-mail saying you have lost a family member, your house burnt down, you lost your job etc.
a) Oh, crap! I just sent the love letter for the girl I'm cheating with to my wife!
b) Hey, Mr. Nicolas! I got you mail by mistake! I didn't know you were a hooker!
c) I got fail mail from my boss. He fired me for being late yesterday.
b) Hey, Mr. Nicolas! I got you mail by mistake! I didn't know you were a hooker!
c) I got fail mail from my boss. He fired me for being late yesterday.
by Wolf5297 December 19, 2009
Get the Fail Mailmug. Messages or images sent via brainwaves. "Psychic" massages, or mail; Telepathy; any messages received from another's brain, either extracted by or sent by a person possessing "Psychic" mental abilities.
-Phrase coined by Jameson Ian McGuire.
-Phrase coined by Jameson Ian McGuire.
Person 1: "I was thinking today, 'god I hope he calls', but you didn't." *sadly*
Person 2: "Well sorry I didn't check my lobe-mail." *sarcastically*
Person 2: "Well sorry I didn't check my lobe-mail." *sarcastically*
by Jameson McGuire December 27, 2008
Get the lobe-mailmug. by Bernard Bangwanger October 21, 2004
Get the P-Mailmug.