Carpe Grammer

Carpe Grammer is a prase popularized by English teachers, who will often give a pep talk at the start of the year in an effort to rouse the class, 90% who could care less, into being excited about grammer.

Often used at the end of said speach.

Teacher-"....Therefore class, I want each and every one of you to make an effort to better your grammer, and language skills every day, Carpe Grammer!"
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*

by Uriah heep January 9, 2009

Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.

Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!

by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023

Carpe

Material used like penis condoms

I just bought a 20-pack carpe from the store yesterday buddy
That's great.. me too!!!!!!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

The Carp

While getting fellatio, sitting at the edge of any body of water, the giver (who is neck deep in water) deepthroats, puts their hands on their cheeks like gills, and stares at receiver with as big of eyes as possible.

I caught the carp in the poolroom.

by Leotard VonTearenhausen December 13, 2024

Carpe Dieming

Present Continuous Tense for Carpe Diem

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by writerbylife December 4, 2019

Carpe Pussum

A classy way to say: Seize the Pussy. Used by effete liberal intellectuals

Donald Trump ended his last press conference trying to show off his class and intellect by stating, "Carpe Pussum!"

by Panoramaman November 22, 2016

Argumentum a Verbo Carpe

From Latin: Argument from misspelling of word

Dismissing an argument or statement on the grounds that a word or more is spelt incorrectly instead of the argument presented itself. A subsection of the Red Herring and Ad Hominem fallacies

Person A comment: According to the link you oosted, this doesn't support anything you say.
Person B Comment: Seriously it's posted, learn how to spell.
Person A Comment: Argumentum a Verbo Carpe. Instead of focusing on my typo, try to address my point.

by mariojuggernaut February 1, 2019