the brakes

An emergency situation

Where are the brakes on this crazy thing?

by Bicycleapps April 10, 2019

Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Brake at flake

Four: it’s time for brake at flake!
Gelatin: *slap* ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE
Four: did I just get slapped by this wiry looking, 2 pixel wide, snaps like a twig, NOODLE ARM!
Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

:O cake at stake is starting
>:( ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend September 15, 2022

Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.

I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.

by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019

The Budapest Brakes

Whilst travelling down the laneways of Budapest on a rental scooter, a man enters a woman's (or man's) anus from behind.

Just prior to ejaculation, one pull's the brakes sending both you and your partner over the handlebars, onto the ground ahead.

Lying flat like two darnes of 'pike perch', then ejaculate along her spine as tartare sauce, and crack open a can of Drehar.

P1: Hello change! How was your night last night?

P2: Oh man, I pulled The Budapest Brakes on the way home from the Baths, best night ever.

by Dr. Ehar September 8, 2022

Sonic braking

The act of honking your horn rather than hitting your brakes when approaching an obstacle on the road.

*Long honk followed by a car crash* Looks like that guy tried sonic braking. He didn't even slow down before hitting that truck.

by tendonut January 13, 2011

New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.

"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"

by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025