the brakes

An emergency situation

Where are the brakes on this crazy thing?

by Bicycleapps April 10, 2019

4 chrome brakes

100kg chromium oxide gold. You do the math.

My 4 chrome brakes could purchase a entire house if powderized and purified

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

The Brakes of Damocles

When you intentionally install a set of faulty brakes in your friends car in an attempt to take their life.

I installed the brakes of Damocles in Sam's car.

by Quilyboi July 2, 2024

[Poose] Brake

To intentionally interfere with one's pursuit of poose.

Doug (pulling a belligerent Cale aside): Cale, you're looking pretty shitfaced and that chick you're about to hook up with has a hook for a hand. I'm gonna have to pull the poose brake here, man.

by FluidXchange October 6, 2008

alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.

by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024

New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.

"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"

by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025