trench surprise

When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.

Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.

by Sickassname_69 April 22, 2018

melbourne trenches

a phrase used (most commonly) by aussie white boys who lived in a suburban area all their lives and want to feel like they're thugs or gangbangers.

'yo i grew up in the melbourne trenches you'd get banged if u acted like that in my hood.'- kyle
'ur mums name is Brittany and she drives a range rover shut the fuck up'-any sane persons reply

by look_at_all_those_chickens August 22, 2021

trench vag

A vag that is so deep you can stand up and walk around inside

That girl has such a trench vag.

by Dhdgdhdf May 3, 2018

Booty Trench

When your ass crack is so deep and long and dirty brown and shit like the trenches from WW1

Hey man did you hear Lataetae has a Booty Trench?

by ThotDaddy69 October 8, 2019

trench fur

pubes

Becky: "Get yourself a wax, that trench fur is overwhelming. Storming those trenches must leave your boyfriend with more defeat in his eyes than Robert Nivelle after the Battle of Verdun."

by panamarama September 9, 2010

cod trench

The furry cup

I about boked when I got down to her cod trench, fucking minging man!

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

meat trench

Another term for vagina. Similar to ham wallet or oyster ditch.

I ate her meat trench last night and it got her off.

by Foxtrotuniform223 May 13, 2015