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octopus

someone who has an almost impossible breadth of internet exposure via their “many hands” like an octopus
"You’re an octopus in the online bird community"
by birbocto August 11, 2022
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Octopus

An Octopus is when there are many fake personal ads, catfish, in social media, for the same person. As an octopus has eight legs, posting eight fake ads pointing to the same one.
All those ads were an octopus, I wasted my time for the same person.
by TheRealPlanetEarth May 6, 2022
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Happy Octopus

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.

When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.
Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”

“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”
by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024
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Octopus Technique

The tactical use of a smoke grenade to escape a potentially hazardous situation in Call of Duty, in which one senses danger, throws his or her smoke grenade, promptly yells, "OCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!" at the top of his or her lungs and runs away.
Player 1: HAHA! I've got you now {Player 2}!

Player 2: EGADS! {Player 1} has me in their sights! (Throws down smoke grenade) OOOOCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!! ({Player 2} runs away)
by {Player 2} April 3, 2010
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Octopus

A way to eat Cheetos while scoffing down tortillas and and farting uncontrollably through the place where your heart is located. Or it could also be a sea creature with 8 legs and 3 hearts.
Jimmy: Oh your doing an octopus, nice
James: GRHGIUHEDJDOEHDIOHFHEUGFEUG
by 809ugyug March 8, 2023
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More Octopus

The act of improving a video game, game design, or general reality by increasing the density of either octopus or the appearance of octopus
TokoToko. Toko - meaning octopus - is used twice to emphasize that the game would be about not just one but two octopuses. Hence the game uses more octopus.

In a game jam the use of the word "ink" as a required theme would ensure that a certain few teams bold enough to use an octopus in their own games would unite together. Perhaps these teams would even form an octopus coalition of sorts. These teams would unite under friendship, tentacle and generally more octopus.
by theJustinLewis January 14, 2011
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Octopus Dick

When a dick can be used just like the arm of an octopus. it usually doesn't get looked at as attractive.
Person 1: Yo homie u got a small ass dick bro
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants
by Trotec69420 November 30, 2020
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