honestly, mattie’s are the best. i’ve only bet one but i’ve heard they’re all super attractive, especially my mattie ;) *insert hot pickup line*
by mattiemybeloved March 15, 2022
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by kinseydelbaggio666 December 10, 2022
Get the Mattie mug.A Matty Pratty 12 is a type of Male which has contracted Oseoporosis. Commonly found in Mexico and Hungary. These humans are only able to eat bull penis and sausage. 90% of all Matty Pratty 12's are Dimented and can harm eyes if seen. They also like people named Kiefer Theo and Peter. Although owning alot of gucci. Their networth is only 8.977668 GBP and their sense of smell can only pick up burger king foot lettuce
by Vellzii May 16, 2018
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by goatcatcher November 29, 2021
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“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “
by princessej March 26, 2018
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Matti is a person who is pretty stupid and in many situations he is overwhelmed. But he's funny. He is also bad in everything he does
by Dicksea69 July 15, 2021
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