a reasonable excuse

a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.

sorry I'm 4 days late from the stag do darling, but I do have 'a reasonable excuse'.

by brentoss March 10, 2024

Mental disorder excusing

When an individual uses their clinically diagnosed mental disorder as an excuse for their reckless or unapologetic behavior and actions.

“John literally thinks he can do anything he wants and not be accountable for his crappy actions all because he has autisim. That’s the definition of Mental disorder excusing“

by Startupedition April 09, 2024

Excusal

When some on says you are excused. This word origionated in Ms. Hutsell's 8th grrade core class, and is now used in everyday conversation.

"I will wait for you to get all packed up beofre I give you the excusal."

by Will Cohen December 12, 2004

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

excuse the fuck out of me

zendaya when hunter posts

*hunter posts*

zendaya: excuse the fuck out of me.

by papichulo445 February 27, 2021

Stoners excuse

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses

Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍

by CanOfToast July 07, 2022

Feeble excuse

A pathetic excuse of a human.The absolute pond scum of life and sorry excuse of dna to walk on the planet.

Went to see morg and roundhead today. Them 2 idiots are the absolute most pathetic pond scum feeble excuses I have ever come across.

by Kittysaid15 June 07, 2021