Christmas creep

That shady dude at Christmas parties who sits underneath the mistletoe all night, waiting for the unlucky girl to wander by.

Mario has been a Christmas creep, chillin by the archway. I can't walk by!

by steponknee April 5, 2016

Cancel Christmas

To make it where someone won’t see Christmas by killing them Murder

“If he keeps messing with me I’m gonna cancel Christmas on him”

by Ghostx1000 May 27, 2018

Jewish Christmas

Chinese food and a movie. That's it.

person one: What are you doing this Christmas?

person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!

by Swimgirl202 February 29, 2012

christmas noob

Noobs that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.

Guy1: I just got owned on Gears Of War! I got called a Christmas noob like every 2 minutes!

by Christmas Noob! December 31, 2006

Christmas drizzle

The act of dipping somebody's dick in glue, and wrap it in wrapping paper

Watch what you doing, or I will perform the Christmas drizzle on you!

by Krooty March 12, 2018

Purple Christmas

A spliff made with a clove cigarette--the tobacco is removed, mixed with marijuana shake, and repacked into the cigarette. Typically, the filter is also trimmed to about half-length.

"Yo, wanna celebrate Purple Christmas tonight?"

by sirsmokesalot115 January 18, 2009

christmas boyfriend

when a girl decides to get a boyfriend in time for christmas. This is so that she isn't lonely over the holiday period and so that she can get extra presents that she would otherwise have to go without. The male in the relationship is so blinded by his luck of having a girlfriend he agrees to buy whatever she requests and even gets a job/second job just to pay for her presents. He is unaware that he will be dumped just days after presents have been exchanged.

nicole: where is my new red dress?
tom: im so sorry, i didn't have enough money!
nicole: what, you cheap bastard! don't u love me?
tom: of corse i do,i got a new job and worked all the overtime i could and i got everything else on the list! isn't £300 of presents enough!
nicole: no! soon as its january your gone. then i'm gonna find a boyfriend with a proper hair cut and more money
tom: nooooooooooo im a christmas boyfriend ! nooooooo

by dario a. l. December 7, 2006